Tuesday, March 18, 2008

The Justin Files, 3/18/08

More McCartney/Mills details
Heather Mills wanted the court records sealed, but they were made public today. Here are some of the things we learned:
  • According to the judge, Heather was a, "less than impressive witness".
  • As she had suggested, it was ruled that she did not, "rekindle" Sir Paul's fame
  • Apparently, Paul wore the ring from his marriage to Linda up until the day he married Heather.
  • According to experts, Heather is, "a good mother" to the daughter she shares with Paul.
By the way, a little dirty math shows us that the $48.6 Million dollar settlement works out to roughly $34,000 for every day she was married to Paul. Not bad.


The stars strutted their stuff last night
Last night's season premiere of Dancing with the Stars was an interesting hour and a half of television (well, hour and 32 minutes if you go by ABC's schedule). Some of the guys weren't half bad (Mario, Cristián de la Fuente). And some of them were half bad, (Adam Carolla). While not the smoothest dancer on the floor, 80's movie star Steve Guttenberg scored the best compliments from the judges, with Len Goodman remarking that Officer Mahoney was the first one to look like he was having fun and that, "as a performance it was really, really good".

The ladies take the floor tonight.


Quick Hits
* Katherine McPhee performed on the American Idol results show last week, this week it'll be Kellie Pickler's turn.

* Yet another B-list celeb reality show is coming our way. Watch out April 8th when Secret Talents of the Stars premieres on CBS. Included will be Danny Bonaduce, Mr. Sulu himself, George Takei, and country crooner Clint Black. Hopefully Ashley Olsen will show up, I hear she can put her elbow in her ear.

* The new Batman movie, The Dark Knight, won't be out till this summer, but there's already talk of a possible third movie. Star Christian Bale is signed for a trio of flicks. If there is another though, we probably wouldn't see it until at least 2011.

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